Pokemon Life

Me: *walks over to berry bush* "Hm, these look yummy! I think I'll pick some!" I picked some Pecha Berries and put them all in a bag. "To Ms. Emmie's house!"

*sits next to Nicky*

me: U gotta be kiddin me. *goes back to watching spongebob on tv*

emmie: well i dont know if nicky should be fighting yet and besides ill teach him when hes older hes too young

Me: I arrived at Mrs. Emmie's house. "Boy, is she gonna be happy!" I knocked on the door and waited for her to open.

emmie: *opens the door* Oh hello

wat the...Who's tht?

emmie: Oh its a nice pichu that picked some berries for me *takes the picked berries* Thank you. *closes the door and walks back to the kitchen*

BERRIES

Me: "All right, I can cross that outta my to-do list! Next up...

• Pick Pecha Berries for Mrs. Emmie
  
• Go to Yellow Fields and pick flowers for Ashley
  
• Stop by market and buy Oran Berry Shake
  

"I guess picking flowers is next!"
(Ashley is a female Pichu that is friends with my character)

emmie: U can have them for dessert once i finish cleaning the kitchen

Me: *stomach rumbles* Oh no.

omg wat the heck... *justin beiber sings on tv*

Me: *heads off to Yellow Fields* "Let's see... Ashley likes Dandylions, so I'll pick a bouqet of those!" I then began picking dandylions.

me: OH NO Turn the tv off! *farts*

Z0MG u won't believe it... *John cena appears on tv* Tv: WELCOME 2 EPIK FIGHTS today's is JB vs. john cena!!!!

tv: IN A PKMN BATTLE

GO! Missingno. (lvl 00)
JB sent out larvesta (lvl 1)
Missingno. used TM46!
Larvesta fainted!
John Cena wins XD

me: Oh okay then *stomach rumbles for the 3rd time * Oh great i think im about to. *starts grunting and then fills diaper with pee and poo* AUUUGHhh *finishes* Okay now im done.

WHT THE MISSINGNO.??
TV:
Person: umm missingno. wat do u plan to do with the award?
Missingno.: WIN A LIFETIME MY LITTLE PONY KIT XD
Me: .....U've got 2 be kidding

me: O_O Okay i think im gonna get a diaper rash here. *stomach rumbles* Hold on i dont think i finished loading my diaper *starts pooping in my diaper and then finishes loading it* okay now im done but i might get a rash.

Whens dinner?

emmie: *comes in* Oh sorry heres ur dinner *hands epik his dinner and walks out of the room without noticing nicky*
The dinner is 10 sliced pizza squares

Me: After I picked the flowers, I took them to Ashley's house and gave them to her.
"Aw, thanks Bolt! n_n" "No prob." *goes to PokéMarket* "Let's see if I can find that shake - here it is!" "That'll be 35€ please." "Here you are. Bye!" *walks home* "Ah, nice day I gotta say."

emmie comes in

emmie: Nicky oh dear u need a diaper change young man.

*emmie changes me and puts me back on the couch*

emmie: now watch tv and relax okay

me: Yes mwomy

Me: After finishing my drink, I threw it away. My cousin Amanda came into the room. (Amanda is a Pikachu)
"Bolt, have you seen my laptop? I can't find it anywhere."
"Have you checked the kitchen?"
"Oh, right. *checks the kitchen* Found it, thanks!"
I sat down in my room just watching Tv.

Froslass:Well, Ok but in the future if your little tyke feel like he wants to challenge me...please tell him not to....i might go too hard on him.Come by anytime for more ice cream..srsly, I'm an ice type..I can live in ice cream
*leaves the families house and goes to home